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God Makes Dramatic Intervention In EU Referendum.

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Heavy rain is forecast for London and the South-East tomorrow. This will depress turnout in the referendum, which will be a jolly good thing.

The chitter-chattering metropolitan elite is composed mainly of remaniacs. That wonderful, wise, old man who lives on a cloud in the sky has chosen to rain on their parade. So indoors they will stay, sipping their Nespresso lattes, chewing on their organic, gluten-free bagels.

Meanwhile, the rest of us can get on with saving the country. If you haven’t already voted by post, remember to take a pen to mark your ballot paper. The pencils provided at polling stations are part of MI5’s strategy to fix the result. You don’t want to be ‘rubbed out’, do you?


Written by Peter Reynolds

June 22, 2016 at 9:38 am

Posted in Politics

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  1. LOL

    Andrea Clarke

    June 22, 2016 at 1:48 pm

  2. 100% remain for me

    Ian Leask

    June 22, 2016 at 6:34 pm

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