Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Eggs and Chickens
I love eggs, particularly lightly scrambled with loads of butter, or lightly boiled. In both cases with lots of salt, black pepper and fresh granary bread (and more butter). I buy into the River Cottage campaign completely on all the bases of animal welfare, taste and nutritional value.
As you will have gathered, I am also a glutton, so I habitually go for the “Very Large Organic Free Range”. Every time I crack one it runs all over the pan and frequently breaks the yolk.
My father, who has not yet achieved enlightenment on this issue buys the cheapest he can get, usually packs of 15 from Sainsbury.
Regrettably, (and please can someone explain?!!) every time I cook breakfast at my parents’, every egg that I crack holds together tight and firm and upright, looks fresh, tastes better…
I don’t want this to be the truth but it is. Not just once but over a period of months. Something is wrong here. There is someone being dishonest about some stage in the egg process.
Can anyone explain?
The Africa Union and Mugabe
He should certainly have been arrested on sight and I could probably have been persuaded that he was shot while trying to escape. Nevertheless, The AU must condemn him in the strongest possible terms. Every step they take back from immediate arrest is a betrayal of their people. At least be clear in your judgement even if you have no courage for action.
Mutant Seaweed
An article in Friday’s Times tells of the difficulties facing sailors competing in the Beijing Olympics due to an invasion of mutant seaweed described as “thick as a carpet”.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4221527.ece
We are suffering from the same problem in Chichester Harbour and I can personally testify to the deep pile quality of this very unpleasant weed. I consulted the authority on such matters, Sid, the Emsworth harbourmaster. He tells me it is caused by nitrates seeping down into the harbour from farmland. I have seen great swathes of it as far as 10 miles out and around the Isle of Wight. The tide brings it up to the beach and deposits it in layers four to six inches thick. It is difficult and slippery to walk over and is bleached almost bright white and crispy by the sun in the space of a day. Then the tide brings another layer up and massive areas of the foreshore become clogged with it.
“This Morning” with Fern, Phil and Evan.
Already handsome, overrun with female admirers and, dare I say, happy, now his career as a media celebrity is taking off. Evan will appear on “This Morning” on Monday (30th June 2008) to promote his bionic hand, his Channel 5 documentary and his general magnificence! All hail the conquering hero, my son!
Robo Chick and Bionic Boy
Just watched a rough cut of my heroic younger son’s TV debut where his “bionic” hand, replacing the one he lost in a road accident two years ago, is featured alongside an American woman’s “bionic” eye. As usual, I had no success in holding back the tears. Nothing can diminish my admiration for his courage and fortitude in the face of what would have devastated a lesser man. So watch out for the broadcast on Channel 5 on 2nd July 2008 when all will be revealed and no doubt Evan will provoke an emotional outpouring and a flood of fan mail from pretty young girls throughout the country.
The World Waits For Mandela
If Nelson Mandela cannot bring himself to condemn Mugabe this weekend at his birthday celebrations then he will have let us all down.
Although this is a heavy burden to place on any individual, Mandela has established himself as a moral authority and the moral authority in Africa.
We look to you as a hero and one of the few world leaders with inarguable integrity to bring down judgement on the head of this evil man. State the truth and the world will follow your lead
Carlos Santana
This was one of my most intense experiences of the last 10 years recorded on my mobile phone with dodgy, wobbly video but fantastic sound quality. Carlos Santana encapsulates so much of what I feel, desire and believe in…
Assassination – a legitimate political tool?
If our actions in Afghanistan and Iraq are morally justified then now we should be mounting a special forces operation to assassinate Robert Mugabe
This man is evil to the core and is beyond any redemption or pardon. The people of Zimbabwe are relying on the international community to liberate them and surely this is the most effective way to do so with the least collateral damage.
Walking The Dog 3
The fields have been ploughed and scattered this week. My memory tells me that the ploughing should take place in the depths of winter so that the frosts can break up the great clumps of soil but that’s not the way it’s done in Emsworth.
Instead the local farmer brings in contractors who arrive in huge leviathan beasts, each worth a brace of Aston Martins, that devour the stubble fields and transform them into finely graded seedbed.
Think of the effort of lifting one spade of compacted soil. The plough carves down three spades deep and four spades wide with each of six blades. The earth surrenders to its mighty force and is exposed rich red and raw. Then a massive grader, its huge weight hauled at speed across the fields smashes the soil into powder. Only then does the farmer drive out his John Deere, looking puny by comparison and sets it to seeding and raking. In the space of three or four days the work is completed.
The new scenery brings out a burst of fresh exuberance from Capone. He gallops across the fields, his energy enough to lift any mood. His sheer joy at being perfectly expresses the purpose of a dog. He and the intimate experience of a walk with my best friend is the most powerful of therapies requiring no theory or structure, just the doing of it. Perhaps more like a meditation or prayer.
With age the individual senses diminish in power but I find that there is a greater discernment between them. I hear birdsong now like I never used to. The pleasure of the birds, the sea, the sky, the light and the breeze is all so much more intense and the unreserved, joyous companionship of my dog makes it all the more so.
The most extraordinary things happen every day to those of us that indulge in this most universal hobby of walking the dog. Last week, and I kid you not, from behind an isolated cottage, flew a second world war US fighter plane at no more than 200 feet. Breaking every civil aviation rule in the book, it sent Capone and me diving for the nearest slit trench convinced that we were its target.
Regularly the Chinooks fly over Chichester harbour, their massive thumping beat pulverising the air. If you happen to be wading through a large area of eight foot tall bullrushes it is so easy to imagine the rattle of M16s and the threat of napalm descending from above.
But the real dangers that lurk here are of a more rural nature. The most marmalade orange, malevolent cat saunters along the church wall, a half dead rat clamped in its teeth. The nasty fat corgi, its belly dragging on the ground and while Capone ambles by it leaps up and bites him on the back of the neck!
Spring is accelerating towards summer now. The grasses and nettles in the hedgerows are lush. The trees are turning a deeper green and filling out their magnificent silhouettes but the earliest crop in Emsworth is the forest of masts that’s sprouting everywhere you look.
Peter Reynolds 14-05-08

